Transform Dreadful Diet Into Delightful Diet

Dreadful diet time. Why couldn't we all have been born thin?
The worst part of a diet is being on a diet. Stuck on a never-ending trail of boring food, sweaty exercises and lost Twinkies. Yes, it looks like it's going to be another one of 'those' days!
Diet. There's nothing on earth quite as miserable - except getting sand between your buttocks.
About 99.9% of the time, people make a decision to go on a diet right after they've consumed a large meal. And about .01% of the time, they make that decision at a local mall when trying on clothes that don't fit - in a size that USED to fit! Never, ever, never has anyone ever decided to venture onto the Old Weight Loss Trail when they have been in starvation mode.
So let's assume that you've decided to hook up with a new diet. Before you get seriously into this diet relationship, look very closely at your Diet Plan. Examine it with a critical eye at length. The following contains all the elements of a Delightful Diet:
The Delightful Diet contains at LEAST 1,200 calories per day.
The Delightful Diet contains 3 meals per day.
The Delightful Diet contains snacks.
The Delightful Diet contains MODERATE exercise, 2-3 times per week.
The Delightful Diet contains tips and techniques that you can use to keep on track while dieting.
The Delightful Diet contains sample recipes.
The Delightful Diet RECOMMENDS that YOU make your food choices.
The Delightful Diet contains ALL foods in the universe.
The Delightful Diet recommends a daily multi-vitamin with no 'miracle supplements' to purchase.